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« Reply #195 on: October 30, 2009, 06:04:21 PM » |
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Use magic - with a midnight expiry date - to turn it into a sex toy.
Unlikely warning message on a sex toy.
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« Reply #196 on: October 30, 2009, 06:40:51 PM » |
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Mind the gap!
An unlikely app for an iPhone.
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« Reply #197 on: October 30, 2009, 07:51:04 PM » |
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turns iPhone into an old fashioned crank wall phone while making you stand near a wall.
unlikely use for mitten
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« Reply #198 on: October 30, 2009, 09:20:15 PM » |
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As a vichyssoise container.
An unlikely new sport.
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« Reply #199 on: October 30, 2009, 09:45:44 PM » |
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Fully clad 'streaking'.
An unlikely place to find people doing the above.
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« Reply #200 on: October 30, 2009, 10:17:07 PM » |
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nudist colony.
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« Reply #201 on: October 30, 2009, 10:18:46 PM » |
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Did you know that your bum looks big in that?
An unlikely place for a nudist to keep his book of common prayer.
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« Reply #202 on: October 31, 2009, 12:08:04 AM » |
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In Keira Knightley's cleavage.
An unlikely game at a nudist colony.
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« Reply #203 on: October 31, 2009, 12:28:05 AM » |
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Competitive bacon frying.
An unlikely treatment for the resultant burns.
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« Reply #204 on: October 31, 2009, 01:59:37 AM » |
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A vichyssoise poultice.
An unlikely allergic reaction to said poultice.
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« Reply #205 on: October 31, 2009, 08:41:13 AM » |
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Your scrotum will change into an exact facsimile of Gordon Brown's face -- e.g. not change at all -- and then you'll get Gyppo-Stigmata (sheep ticks appear on the back of your hands and on the hairy parts of your big toes, fill with blood in typical tick fashion, then explode in such a way that they play out the rhythm of a seventies rock ballad: unless it's a Wednesday in which case it's more of an Abba tune), then (yes there's more) your tear ducts leak peanut flavoured tears, and finally your cock drops off (the slap it makes as it hits the floor coincides perfectly with the final beat of the rock ballad/Abba tune).
You ring NHS direct and they say ... thank you for calling NHS direct, your call is important to us (because it helps us hit our targets). You are twelve squillionth in the queue and the average waiting time is irrelevant because you'll be dead before we answer.
An unlikely cure for the affliction.
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« Reply #206 on: October 31, 2009, 09:17:15 AM » |
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Swimming naked in a large vat of burning Woods 100% Navy Rum, with a daffodil protruding from your arsehole whilst reciting Wordsworth's bloody Daffodils.
Unlikely police response when someone reports the sheet of blue flame above the vat.
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« Reply #207 on: October 31, 2009, 09:32:51 AM » |
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Plod turns up with a toasting fork and a bag of marshmallows.
A unlikely reason for the postal workers to go on strike.
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« Reply #208 on: October 31, 2009, 12:41:48 PM » |
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Unfair competition from email.
An unlikely Trick or Treat demand.
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« Reply #209 on: October 31, 2009, 02:51:56 PM » |
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[squeak] Can you take your foot of the back of my neck please.
An unlikely sociological or cultural export from the UK to the USA (you can't have belligerence, imperialism, or stupidity because they're not unlikely enough).
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