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« Reply #225 on: November 01, 2009, 08:57:27 AM » |
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A Texas Hold 'em game.
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A closed mind is like a closed book, just a block of wood.
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark.
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« Reply #226 on: November 01, 2009, 09:06:39 AM » |
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A confused cockney (he only went for the chips).
An unlikely prosthesis.
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« Reply #227 on: November 01, 2009, 10:23:26 AM » |
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A prosthetic penis which contains a computer, a fold out 32" flatscreen TV/Monitor, a coffee maker, and an electric wok, but which is utterly useless for the more conventional purposes and has to be removed before peeing to avoid the risk of electric shock or burned Stir-Fry.
Unlikely comment from a female virgin upon first discovering the true properties - and disappointments - of this otherwise promising bulge in her boyfriend's trousers.
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« Reply #228 on: November 01, 2009, 12:36:03 PM » |
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This will make watching TV in bed easier.
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« Reply #229 on: November 01, 2009, 12:48:09 PM » |
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i-Tourette's (it picks mobile numbers at random and sends out a text message saying: FUCKER!)
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« Reply #230 on: November 01, 2009, 12:57:03 PM » |
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"Why don't you take the money I was saving for Mum's birthday and get the billiard table re-cushioned?"
An unlikely vacation destination.
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« Reply #231 on: November 02, 2009, 05:27:50 PM » |
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Chernobyl, Ukraine
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A closed mind is like a closed book, just a block of wood.
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark.
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« Reply #232 on: November 02, 2009, 08:53:36 PM » |
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Methane powered Fart-Cycle.
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« Reply #233 on: November 02, 2009, 09:01:21 PM » |
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Is Brownie making another speech? I wish the bloke would use mouthwash!
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« Reply #234 on: November 02, 2009, 11:48:21 PM » |
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Free Beer An unlikely name for a beer.  |
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« Reply #235 on: November 03, 2009, 12:06:52 AM » |
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Theakston's Old Peculier (sic)
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« Reply #236 on: November 03, 2009, 01:12:32 AM » |
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take a bubble bath
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« Reply #237 on: November 03, 2009, 03:51:10 AM » |
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A steak knife Unlikely thing to do with said steak knife. |
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« Reply #238 on: November 03, 2009, 01:36:41 PM » |
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Play darts
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« Reply #239 on: November 03, 2009, 02:50:43 PM » |
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Nailed to your own arse.
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