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« Reply #180 on: October 30, 2009, 12:05:38 AM » |
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That your doctor has three testicles.
Unusual response from said doctor when you make some cheap joke about him moonlighting as a pawnbroker.
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« Reply #181 on: October 30, 2009, 01:25:00 AM » |
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"Bear in mind I videotaped your last colonoscopy."
Your unlikely reply.
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« Reply #182 on: October 30, 2009, 01:35:00 AM » |
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This is begging for a "That's just shit!" but that isn't very unlikely.
so,
Did you find my lost wallet and shoes?
unlikely things found on the beach
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« Reply #183 on: October 30, 2009, 02:05:11 AM » |
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A dead polar bear.
An unlikely thing to find in your child's trick-or-treat bag.
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"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot." -Charlie Chaplin
Better to be stupid for a second than ignorant forever.
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« Reply #184 on: October 30, 2009, 07:43:24 AM » |
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The head of Alfredo Garcia
An unlikely treat to give a annoying door-bell ringing sporg that has just interrupted News Night and forced you to put the Sky+ box on pause so you don't miss Paxman savaging some inept politician with hair like a git.
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« Reply #185 on: October 30, 2009, 11:12:55 AM » |
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a box of used condoms
an unusual use for the condoms
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« Reply #186 on: October 30, 2009, 12:07:52 PM » |
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Using the entire box of 144 in a layered fashion to try an avoid premature ejaculation. (Don't try this at home as 10 should be sufficient).
An unlikely product to be sold by the gross.
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« Reply #187 on: October 30, 2009, 12:39:36 PM » |
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Rolls Royce Phantoms
an unlikely costume for a funeral.
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« Reply #188 on: October 30, 2009, 12:59:10 PM » |
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The Grim Reaper...scythe optional.
Unlikely note on your refrigerator door.
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« Reply #189 on: October 30, 2009, 03:29:48 PM » |
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'Please leave the door open, Botulism breeding facility.'
An unlikely handwritten addition to your note.
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« Reply #190 on: October 30, 2009, 03:37:53 PM » |
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Yamrus woz 'ere
An unlikely thing to find posed on The Unlikely game thread.
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« Reply #191 on: October 30, 2009, 04:25:31 PM » |
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worthwhile literature An unlikely beginning to a childrens book.  |
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« Reply #192 on: October 30, 2009, 04:41:32 PM » |
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Dude, sometimes you push me too far.
Pooh picked up the butter dish, grabbed Piglet by his ear, and headed for the gimp room.
An unlikely escape plan by the butter-bottomed Piglet.
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« Reply #193 on: October 30, 2009, 04:49:29 PM » |
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"Pooh, why don't you grease up and we'll slide down the branches of Rabbit's tree." Unlikely statement on a floral bouquet card. |
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« Reply #194 on: October 30, 2009, 04:57:37 PM » |
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May contain flowers.
An unlikely way to murder your wife with a pumpkin.
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