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« Reply #165 on: October 28, 2009, 08:34:17 PM » |
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My wife is begging me to remain at home and make passionate love to her all night long.
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« Reply #166 on: October 28, 2009, 08:42:10 PM » |
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From Mark? "Not tonight Honey, I've had enough sex this week."
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A closed mind is like a closed book, just a block of wood.
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark.
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« Reply #167 on: October 28, 2009, 10:46:53 PM » |
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To the lovely staff who helped me beat the tourretts, F*&k you, you F*&cking bas&*^d sons o' bi#$%es!  Unlikely toy for a newborn. |
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« Reply #168 on: October 28, 2009, 10:52:55 PM » |
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A self help book called: How not to look like a shaved monkey.
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« Reply #169 on: October 28, 2009, 10:57:41 PM » |
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The second casket from your 'buy one get one free' purchase. An unlikely place to be buried. |
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« Reply #170 on: October 29, 2009, 12:06:24 AM » |
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In your work.
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« Reply #171 on: October 29, 2009, 12:28:05 AM » |
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Kitty litter An unlikely reason for being home late. |
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« Reply #172 on: October 29, 2009, 01:31:46 AM » |
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Actually working late.
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« Reply #173 on: October 29, 2009, 01:36:19 AM » |
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Honey, sorry I'm late. I was helping your Mom pluck hairs out of her chin(s).
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Corn flakes with moths
Chin hairs a la mode
Fumunda cheese sandwich
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The tourrets line cracked me up!
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A closed mind is like a closed book, just a block of wood.
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark.
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« Reply #174 on: October 29, 2009, 07:24:03 AM » |
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Why not leave this sordid world of pot bellied, beer swilling, throwbacks, and come and live with me at Castle Bratwurst?
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Shall I compare thee to a baboon's arse?
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« Reply #175 on: October 29, 2009, 01:29:47 PM » |
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a helmet from a 14th century suit of armor or even armour.
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« Reply #176 on: October 29, 2009, 08:14:41 PM » |
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Base for a kitchen table. Unlikely statement from your daughter after she catches you and your spouse having sex. |
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« Reply #177 on: October 29, 2009, 08:54:46 PM » |
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Hey you two, what are you doing with my Nutella?
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« Reply #178 on: October 29, 2009, 10:22:07 PM » |
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Because the multi-coloured plastic power tools have fallen into the see-through Jacuzzi, again.
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« Reply #179 on: October 29, 2009, 11:02:51 PM » |
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Would you hold my balls while I cough.
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