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thatollie
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« on: October 02, 2009, 07:04:01 AM » |
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The "rules" for this one are pretty simple. The poster above you asks for an unlikely something from somewhere, and you post the unlikely whatever it is. Then you get to ask for one. Since there's no-one above me, I'll just go ahead an ask for...
An unlikely announcement from over a tannoy system.
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Gyppo
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2009, 10:43:44 AM » |
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"Will the unaccompanied head lost somewhere somewhere in this departure lounge please ask a member of staff to take it to the Customer Services desk, where some body is waiting to meet them."
An unlikely request from a police officer.
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« Last Edit: October 02, 2009, 10:19:41 PM by Gyppo »
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2009, 11:13:05 AM » |
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"Ma'am, would you please hold my Popsicle while I write this ticket out for you? Um, do you have a pen I could borrow?"
An unlikely announcement from a flight attendant in-flight.
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
A closed mind is like a closed book, just a block of wood.
A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark.
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Gyppo
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2009, 11:49:15 AM » |
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"Ladies and Gentlemen. Due to severe headwinds resulting in an unforeseen fuel shortage the pilot has asked you all to lean forwards so we arrive earlier."
Unlikely behaviour from a Judge about to pass sentence. Can be a comment or an activity.
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2009, 07:10:00 PM » |
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"If he said that about my mother, I'd have hit him too. Not Guilty."
An unlikely phone message from the doctor's office, anyone?
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2009, 07:18:59 PM » |
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" Sir we may have found out why your having such horrible headaches. Are you married?" Unlikely advice from a divorce lawyer  |
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2009, 08:08:23 PM » |
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Mrs. Kennedy, I think you should just let him keep the house and the money.
Unlikely spousal communication.
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Mark.
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2009, 11:24:22 PM » |
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didi dah dit didi dah, dah di dah dit dah di dah, dit dit dit didi dah dit didi dah dit!
Unusual flavoured medication from the doc.
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2009, 11:30:57 PM » |
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Warm peppermint flavoured burgundy enema (with applicator)
An unusual cross-bred dog.
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2009, 11:38:50 PM » |
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Yorkshire terrier crossed with a wooden ruler to make a device for cleaning the barrel of your canon.
An unusual sexual position.
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Gyppo
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2009, 11:53:09 PM » |
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Long distance, in separate rooms.
An unlikely statement from a Nun.
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2009, 11:56:52 PM » |
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Blimey, have you seen the size of the cock on that Richard Dawkins!
Unlikely birthday present from your mum.
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2009, 04:21:47 AM » |
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A baby sister. (My mother is in her sixties.)
An unlikely sports headline.
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2009, 08:22:04 AM » |
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FIFA confess that football is just a bunch of failed hairdressers mincing about with a ball.
Unlikely new event at the Olympics.
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2009, 09:21:58 AM » |
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Wife spanking.
Unlikely new automobile design.
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