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Cathy C
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« Reply #4035 on: October 21, 2007, 01:39:37 AM »
An old man was in the dog kennel
for beasting his wife with some fennel
If he'd porked her instead
or if she’d offered head
he woudn't have felt so anal  Undecided (think you're right, citabria - we're definitely gonna get a slap on the wrist for this one Grin)

There once was an old lady from Cork
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« Reply #4036 on: October 21, 2007, 03:10:43 AM »
There once was an old lady from Cork
who was constantly pecked by her pet stork
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« Reply #4037 on: October 21, 2007, 03:20:03 AM »
There once was an old lady from Cork
who was constantly pecked by her pet stork
She hit it a slap
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« Reply #4038 on: October 21, 2007, 06:44:45 AM »
There once was an old lady from Cork
who was constantly pecked by her pet stork
She hit it a slap
Put on her rain cap
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« Reply #4039 on: October 21, 2007, 06:47:15 AM »
There once was an old lady from Cork
who was constantly pecked by her pet stork
She hit it a slap
Put on her rain cap
and drove off to buy some pork.


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« Reply #4040 on: October 21, 2007, 07:04:04 AM »
Riding on the back of a black porcupine
I got a spike where the sun don’t shine
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« Reply #4041 on: October 21, 2007, 07:28:48 AM »
Riding on the back of a black porcupine
I got a spike where the sun don’t shine
this felt quite absurd
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« Reply #4042 on: October 21, 2007, 07:45:52 AM »
Riding on the back of a black porcupine
I got a spike where the sun don’t shine
this felt quite absurd
as it speared a mars bar
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« Reply #4043 on: October 21, 2007, 08:15:07 AM »
Riding on the back of a black porcupine
I got a spike where the sun don’t shine
this felt quite absurd
as it speared a mars bar
And left me in a state of malign.


A malevolent hag named Rayleen
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« Reply #4044 on: October 21, 2007, 08:46:20 AM »
A malevolent hag named Rayleen
buffed her hubby’s head ‘til it gleamed
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« Reply #4045 on: October 21, 2007, 09:03:01 AM »
A malevolent hag named Rayleen
buffed her hubby’s head ‘til it gleamed.
The glare from his pate
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« Reply #4046 on: October 21, 2007, 09:50:35 AM »
A malevolent hag named Rayleen
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The glare from his pate
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« Reply #4047 on: October 21, 2007, 11:48:33 AM »
A malevolent hag called Rayleen
buffed her hubby's head 'til it gleamed
The glare from his pate
was as bright as agate
So she sold him,then lived quite serene

One day I was chased by a pig
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« Reply #4048 on: October 21, 2007, 12:01:07 PM »
One day I was chased by a pig.
It was trying to steal my new wig.
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« Reply #4049 on: October 21, 2007, 12:20:32 PM »
One day I was chased by a pig.
It was trying to steal my new wig.
I fell in a puddle
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